MarineOSullivan wrote on November 29, 2009

• Overall Rating

They will always fuck up a video. The 3rd World-provided propaganda is of course not a good picture of what happens. It starts out promising. This lawyer is at his computer that is chiming away with chatroom noises. He is packing his nose at the screen, or at least we see him pack one portion up his nose. But he’s pretty wild. There is much blather between him and the cameraman and they’re trying to get someone to come over presumably to top the lawyer while the other guy films and gets off watching. Who has the powder, can he get some, I have to go home and get some, it will take him a long time, I don’t believe he’s what he says he is, blah blah blah blah blah as if we haven’t dealt with whether a total stranger is really going to come over or not. This part is in real time.

But suddenly, the lawyer is on his back on the floor with the world’s worst case of cottonmouth and a not especially hot foot in his mouth. He is mumbling around the foot about how he got a homeless guy to come over and let him suck him off because it showed how worthless he was if he did a homeless which is worse than doing a black guy, etc. etc. etc. We get this guy’s coked-up sexual worldview and we get high hopes that he’s going to be like this. He is all talk.

In comes the chatroom top. He’s the guy in the two pix on the left of the cover. He’s hot, built, cute, walks in and instantly does a line and then starts dominating the bottom. But rest assured that their scene is interspersed with further footage, literally, with the cameraman sliding toes in and out of the lawyer’s mouth etc. This part is already boring but it comes back again and again during the entire video.

The top is Steve. He really turned me on. He’s the whole reason for watching this video. He does sort of play with the hosting bottom, with the boring wonder of clothespins and hot wax while the bottom jabbers nonstop about how he wants to give the top an enema and have him blow it out into his mouth, and there is thank you, say thank you, thank you, I don’t deserve you etc. etc., but it never gets off the ground.

Here’s when it gets off the ground. The guys have been partying a fair amount more offscreen, and they are pretty zoned. The top turns into a pig bottom cocksucking piss lover and begins to service the cameraman very nicely, as the cameraman plays right into what the top needs, clearly. His verbal is good, it kicks in for the top/bottom. But they never develop it well enough, which is a disappointment. But it is hot, this middle part of the video, to see the top display his real need. Too bad they didn’t get him to really suck down piss or to be the one who drinks the cameraman’s load out of the cup (the cameraman drinks it himself, yawn, and enough of this catching load in a damned cup). But it is definitely possible to get off on this part of the video. It lasts a nice long while and the top / bottom is verbal and frankly unable to keep his need hidden.

There is more play between Allen (the lawyer) and Steve on the bed, and it’s pretty good sometimes, but it doesn’t really do the job. They needed to take Allen to a Starbucks and bring in some hung real top studs from bigmuscle.com for Steve.

There is more foot in the mouth of the lawyer, several reprises.

Pluses:
1. The top who becomes a bottom is hot and turned on and partied up so unable to camouflage his real needs.
2. Live sound, no frills, no music, no effects.

Minuses:
1. Contrived crap detracts from the heat.
2. Foot action really boring. It MIGHT click with foot guys, but it’s not about foot worship, it’s about degradation but it doesn’t work for that.
3. S&M portions are limp and the bottom is all talk.

What should have happened:
They should have partied the brains out of the visiting top and had several real tops turn him into a cock, piss and load-starved freak and use him like a pocket pussy. And they should have hired a non participatory cameraman.