madkingsoup wrote on February 7, 2010

• Overall Rating

What’s not to like about a title like that? Start as you mean to go on, I say, and this film starts exactly as you’d mean to go on. Seven scenes of delight for all you dirty fuckers out there who like nothing more than to see big cocks going in and out of warm moist holes.

A festival of fucking for those who like their cocks big and bare, would be a good subtitle for this. I could go on, waxing slightly hysterical about the fucking amazing horniness of this film, but perhaps I need to explain a little about its merits.

The first scene involves a big cock and the attention given to it by a horny guy’s mouth and arsehole. The second is a youngish guy wanking. And that’s about it. The third involves a big bull of a man gobbing on a skinhead while he sucks the bull’s enormous cock. The fourth has a guy getting a good seeing to from another big cock.

Fifthly, clothes pegs on the bollocks. I kid you not. Odd, unexpected, but certainly curiously horny.

Sixth: the best. A guy with the tattooed head sucks off 4 cocks before getting pissed on fucking, spat on, and generally abused. A return to the film for a couple of the hornier guys seen earlier in the film.

And finally, the guy from the second scene having another wank.

My boyfriend called it “Hard On in your own home” (I wish!). Granted, he was trolleyed at the time and so was prone to slight exaggeration but it’s a good a description as any. A must have for all filthy fuckers!